Brilliant Beautiful Ladies (and "girls" *air kiss*) don'tcha just growl at commercials for mascara when it's..?

Brilliant,beautiful questioner, It's so ridiculous most cosmetic/hair products etc companies seem to feel its okay to deceive women-do they really have so little respect for our intelligence ? One of my all time commercial pet peeves was"Have a happy period" much to my shame I have made comments following its airing that would make a sailor blush.(and how's Sy?}